Hopping onto the "What's its name" band wagon started on Planet Ubuntu (well, more specifically by effie_jayx), here the names of my computers:

• Bilbo (VPS server)
• Gollum (laptop and primary work machine)
• Smeagol (previous laptop and backup machine)

And for good measure I've also got a history of naming my cars:

• Beowulf (current Golf VW) 
• Grendel (previous Golf VW)

Obviously my next computer will be Frodo, and after that I'll need to find a new string of names to use. Although Beowulf is brand new my next car might buck the trend and go for the female name of Selma.

My bicycles have been mostly unnamed, although the last bike I had was The Ratbastard. It was red (my own spray paint job!) and had a "ratbastard" sticker from a Web site that has long since closed up. My current orange and blue Guru hasn't got enough miles to have earned itself a name.

PS And my router is called, "the_zoo." So named because of the cat, guinea pig and French angora rabbit that live with me in my home office.